do one direction even do interviews anymore or have they reached the beyonce level of fame where they don’t do interviews
might be because they’re on tour the one the sold tickets for 18 months in advanced
sorry my mistake the photos of them spending an entire day on a yacht and playing in a pool confused me on how busy they clearly are
(via edwardseeran)
it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am
(Source: llzzyhale, via woptimum)
i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’
and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url
so i googled naked horse
horses are always naked
im so stupid i hate myself
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Chris Brogan (via joliesauvage)
(Source: quotethat, via b00k-of-quotes-and-thoughts)
Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.
how scary is it that we teach our little girls that a wedding is the end of the story
(Source: certainlittlething, via b00k-of-quotes-and-thoughts)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
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HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
(Source: madfawn, via maddie-the-kid)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
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